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Happy Friday the 13th!
Josh Brolin is going to be Thanos? Here’s what he’ll probably look like.(Avengers never say die.)
Michael Myers, Leatherface, The Shredder, Freddy Krueger, & Jason Voorhees vs. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Splinter. Officiated by Beetlejuice. THIS is the movie Hollywood needs to produce.So who’s gonna win this battle?
My most recent awesome flea market score was this Inhumanoids “Redlen” figure from 1986 for a mere 5 bux. He’s described as “The Redwood Leader”, but even with his growing ability, he still looks like a little tree stump to me. So let’s all just agree to call him Stumpy, The Angry Telescoping Leader Of The Tree Stumps.Also, gotta love those glowing green eyes! Lo Pan approves.
YOU CAN PLAY MR. DINOSAUR’S DAY AT THE MOON RIGHT HERE!THIS IS THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2014. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY IT!WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT’S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE EXPLORING OUTER SPACE? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT PLANET EARTH AND THE MOON AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN’T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU’LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.WHEN YOU’RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE. PLAY IT HERE NOW!

YOU CAN PLAY MR. DINOSAUR’S DAY AT THE MOON RIGHT HERE!

THIS IS THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2014. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT’S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE EXPLORING OUTER SPACE? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT PLANET EARTH AND THE MOON AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN’T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU’LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU’RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE. PLAY IT HERE NOW!

I’ll see your Shamrock Shakes and raise you this seasonal Dunkin’ Donuts Mint Oreo donut. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
This card and many more can be found in our annual collection of special Valentine’s Day cards for your loved and/or hated ones! <3
baznetart:

 I feel you’ll have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way, Mr.Torrance …

Fantastic! I love that even the cave border was changed to match the hotel carpet from the film. It’s the little details that matter most.

baznetart:

 I feel you’ll have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way, Mr.Torrance …

Fantastic! I love that even the cave border was changed to match the hotel carpet from the film. It’s the little details that matter most.

Because it bears repeating:The Super Bowl isn’t super. THIS is super.
I honestly don’t know why people are so big into ghost hunting… I have my proof of a ghostly encounter right here!